
Jon: Hi
Barber: Habari Yako
Jon: Mzuri sana, are you able to give me a 'mzungu' hair cut, you know, just a trim.
Barber: ahhh.. sawa sawa... yes .. of course... just a trim.. of course *big reassuring smile and nod of head*
*Barber pulls out pair of scissors and a trimmer*
Jon: (aside) hmmm... a pair of trimmers and scissors... he must be planning the old 'short back and sides', I'm OK with that.
Barber: How short would you like it sir
Jon: Not too short, just a trim remember?
Barber: Of course, of course *reassuring smile but evil look in his eyes*
*Barber goes right ahead grabs the trimmers and unashamedly shaves Jon's ahead*
Jon: (aside) Dear lord.
Note: Is that a receding hairline. I hope not.