send in the 'Bush' brigade.

Nuclear tests in North Korea, WMDs (or not) in Iraq, and now tactical nukes in Kenya?

Gazing across the Nairobi sky line while sunning myself beside the Stanley Hotel's 'rooftop' pool', I became fixated by the neighboring Nation Media Building. Viewed from the ground the head quarters and broadcasting station of the Kenyan media giant seem like any other innocent concrete clad 'architectural accident' (which are very common in Nairobi). However, viewed from my elevated advantage point I have discovered that this building is in not in fact the work of a eye sight impaired architect, but rather a cleverly concealed and well engineered nuclear missile silo (see attached surveillance image)!

Will the country soon be over-run by the trigger happy bush brigade? Not if we keep this a secret. shhhh.